There’s a rumor that The Queen’s Teardrop is now being sold on the black market. Price starts from 1.000.000 gold coins, an amount of price equals of a month of food supply for the Bottom Neighborhood.
You may ask what The Queen’s Teardrop actually is, but you will get a pretty blunt answer. The Queen’s Teardrop is actually The Queen’s tears in a glass drop. It’s widely known that a few months ago, The Princess suddenly run away with some Knight from a foreign country. Cannot contain the sadness and the sudden departure, The Queen has locked herself in the chamber and never stopped crying ever since.
There’s no one knows why exactly that The Queen’s Teardrop becomes a high demand commodity, but it is being said that anyone consumed the tears with diluted water will gain health. (So insane, I know.) There’s also some rumor within the farmers’ community that the mix of water and The Queen’s Teardrop will bring fertility to the crops.
We are reporting from The Bottom Market and we certainly don’t know what to conclude with this report, except there are certain possibilities for forgery and a little bit of madness. I mean, who knows which one is the real tears anyway. (Shenanigans, I know.) But approaching this holiday season, we want to let you know there will be a big sale almost every weeks starting today! You should make sure not to miss it!
This campaign is meant to suck up your soul and forcing you to buy unnecessary stuff. (I shouldn’t say that out loud but whatever.) If you’ve been eyeing The Queen’s Teardrop there are possibilities to get one for nearly 50% off on The Bottom Market this weekend. I repeat again, you shouldn’t miss it! Come and down to The Bottom Market today! (Oh, maybe we should tell you beforehand that this is totally an advertisement placement).